Extra bit of advice:

If you want to be a successful bar hopper in college you must remember two things:

1.    If you're looking to get drunk, don't go to the bar sober because it is too expensive.  Not only will you have to buy yourself drinks, but you also have to pay for the girls.  You won't realize how much you've spent till the next morning when you don't have money to do laundry.

2.    Don't go to a bar looking for a relationship.  Girls always make the correct assumption that males are at the bar to get lucky.  When you buy them a drink they're not thinking, "Wow, maybe this guy really likes my personality!"  Take it for what it is.  They know what we want, and, although more subtle, we know what they want.  If you're looking to get married, look in class, the library, or the gym.  The bar is not the place.