Women always think they need to be skinny to get dates. I never liked really skinny girls. I like girls with curves, who look healthy, who can enjoy a good meal. No guy I know would rather date a bony anorexic supermodel, no matter how good they look in magazines!

Smoking: total turn-off. Your beauty only goes so far when your clothes, hands and mouth smell like an ashtray.

Don't tell me how great the date is going. I went on a date with a girl and she stopped me from talking four times to tell me that. I didn't think it was going THAT great. It scared me. I didn't call her again. Play if cool!

Your cat is not as cute as you think it is. Also, the litter box smells.