Man, some days I just look at the girl I'm dating and I think, "I'm really glad, for whatever reason, she likes me." One of those days is here, on Halloween. Because this girl loves to dress up for Halloween - and not just dress up, but tramp it up (and, I should say, camp it up).

This year, she will be a 1960s flight attendant. (Following her lead, I will be a pilot.)
There will be skin showing - probably more skin than any 1960s flight attendant ever showed. I simply cannot wait.

It's great to have someone you can be a team with on Halloween. It's also great that you can go home and have sex with that person. I'm spending my day thinking, "I'm really glad, for whatever reason, my girlfriend likes me."